Ain't That Funky

Hump-ty dump, hump hump-ty dump-ty dump
Hump-ty dump, hump hump-ty dump-ty dump

(verses can be sung in any order, each followed by Chorus)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men --- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown --- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high --- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he
He called for his pipe & he called for his bowl  --- Huh! ain't that funky now!

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QRS TUV --- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair!
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy --- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Peter Peter Pumpkin-Eater, had a wife & couldn't keep her
Put her in a pumpkin shell  --- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went--- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Jack, be nimble, Jack, be quick, Jack, jump over the candlestick.
Jack jumped high, Jack jumped low ---- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full;
One for the master, And one for the dame, And one for the little boy ---- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her --- Huh! ain't that funky now!

Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman --- Huh! ain't that funky now!
 

—lyrics & music anonymous kids song (camp song)